surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

• Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)

• Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00

• Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75

• Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00

• Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)

• Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

• Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

condom:

Me with my sword

condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

fingersareoptional:

awwww-cute:

The other day we took our 14 year old sheltie for a surprise ice cream. This was his reaction

surprice cream

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks