"I know nothing with any certainty. But the sight of the stars makes me dream." Vincent van Gogh

Alex. Eighteen. Michigan.

Fan of Zach Rance, Twenty One Pilots, The Killers, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Big Brother, The Office, etc. Feel free to ask me things :)

Battle Born
hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
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boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

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masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.


Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

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ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

image

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no more crap, okay?

#spn
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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

#cp
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thagoodthings:

gorlt:

fatality

he set himself up for that

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